It did occur to me last night as I was waiting for the "DVD piracy aids terrorists" ad to finish annoying me for the umpteenth time that I am a law-abiding citizen, and the only two things that have ever caused me to consider pirating a DVD instead of buying it are a) the DVD is out of print and not actually available to buy legally, b) the thought of never, ever having to sit through that bloody anti-piracy lecture again.