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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. -- Joan Rivers

Dear Martha Stewart,

I desperately need your advice. As a single homeowner, full-time employed, and amateur procrastinator, there are limits to the amount of housework I can do in a day. But today I noticed my cat take a break from miaowing piteously for her dinner to nibble a tidbit of something from the carpet, which I hadn't vacuumed for several weeks. I immediately realised that my routine has to change, so please tell me: what's the best use of the 30 seconds each morning and evening I'll be saving from feeding my cat now that she can forage for herself?

Signed,
Efficient bachelorette

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